Trouble after PNE v Sheff Utd match.

[pnethor]

After the match today i was walking back to my Hummer in a rush to beat the traffic and get off to Beacon Fell for my bi-monthly solo survivalist camping expedition where i camp out overnight and live off rainwater and squirrels which i catch with squirrel snares which i invented myself when i saw a group of 9 Sheff Utd fans up against a wall being terrorized by a few young local lasses who were going through their pockets and nicking their money and occasionally kicking and punching them.

I wandered over and asked what was going on and one of the girls said that they were 'taxing the yorkies' so they could go and buy some One Direction T-shirts. Needless to say i told them they must stop it immediately and return the Sheff Utd fans money to them. They looked me in the eye and straight away realised that i was the sort of guy who did loads of secret special forces missions for the MI5 and even sub-contracted myself out to the CIA as well so they said sorry, returned the Sheff Utd fan

[seanbeanstattoo]

Selfie in Thorskins bivouac.













Great job Thor.
This good deed needs the exposure it deserves.

[GrayBlade]

You're da Ma Thor!