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Thread: Wapsies

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    Wapsies

    Thought as much. Have hardly seen a wapse this year. Just heard that ecologists are concerned that numbers are down by 30%.

    Not sure what use they are but obviously they have some. For me it's made this late summer even more enjoyable.

    I blame Southerndayne for his genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years.

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    re: Wapsies

    Sorry, but there is so much that is wrong about the OP.

    1) Re: wasps - historically it is Bulkie that is the non-believer. SD and Mart have had spats with species of bees but to say SD has had 'a genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years' is just wrong

    2) How can you say with one breath that the absence of wapses 'has made this late summer even more enjoyable' and with the next say 'I blame Southerndayne for his genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years'. This is obviously very muddled thinking that I put down to overindulgence in alcohol (or sunstroke)

    You are not the font of all knowledge!
    DYSWIDT?

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    re: Wapsies

    This thread is blatantly racist using wasps to mask what is really being meant.

    I take it you don't like Chunkies either?

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    re: Wapsies

    Sorry, but there is so much that is wrong about the OP.

    1) Re: wasps - historically it is Bulkie that is the non-believer. SD and Mart have had spats with species of bees but to say SD has had 'a genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years' is just wrong

    A wapse is a species of bees.

    2) How can you say with one breath that the absence of wapses 'has made this late summer even more enjoyable' and with the next say 'I blame Southerndayne for his genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years'. This is obviously very muddled thinking that I put down to overindulgence in alcohol (or sunstroke)

    Both in fact.

    You are not the font of all knowledge!
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    Yerst.

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    re: Wapsies

    Quote Originally Posted by chiswickmart
    This thread is blatantly racist using wasps to mask what is really being meant.

    I take it you don't like Chunkies either?
    I've Googled Chunkies to find out if I like them or not.

    1. Funky Chunkies are unique and stylish Bangle bracelets - sounds a bit girly so no.

    2. White Chocolate Cherry Chunkies - Deffo yes.

    3. Sou'west Chunkies: Traditional Cornish ganseys and fisherman's sweaters hand knitted from pure new wool - sounds a bit Folk Club circa 1965 so deffo no.

    4. Chunkie: noun; throw up, barf, vomit, puke - used primarily when describing the vomit of a drunk person. Probably not.

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    re: Wapsies

    I have just entered Corks' details as they can be ascertained from this forum on 'Check Your Priviledge' (http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/) and I'm beginning to feel sorry for the poor guy. His slack should be cut short.

    Input:

    Religion: iffy. Hasn't a clue re Bible stories ie Jonah
    Disability: mental
    Country: Europe - shlt - IOW
    Size: short (very)
    ***uality: obsessed with pelvic area
    Race: mixes with others (frequently) taken with wapses
    Status: institutionalized
    Gender: still checking pelvic area
    Attractiveness: ugly face (kindest alternative found)
    Profession: still trying hard - but unfulfilled
    Kinship: I kin if you kin
    ***: Only first thing in the morning

    Score: -555 - extremely oppressed.

    Oh dear! - view external link

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    re: Wapsies

    When someone who counts cars going around a roundabout for a living feels sorry for me I know I've got problems.

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    re: Wapsies

    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead
    When someone who counts cars going around a roundabout for a living feels sorry for me I know I've got problems.


    Who's that then?


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    re: Wapsies

    Have only seen a couple all summer and still none in the po8 post code area.

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    re: Wapsies

    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61
    Sorry, but there is so much that is wrong about the OP.

    1) Re: wasps - historically it is Bulkie that is the non-believer. SD and Mart have had spats with species of bees but to say SD has had 'a genocidal anti-wapse stance of previous years' is just wrong

    Yeah in your face Corkio!



    Cheers Lassie, and well done on winning my next caption caption btw

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