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Thread: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

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    FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    Ye'll need tae ask the 'doaktir' tae up yer valium again...or awa' an get a ride ye daft kant.


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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    Quote Originally Posted by Bennachie
    Ye'll need tae ask the 'doaktir' tae up yer valium again...or awa' an get a ride ye daft kant.

    excellent post brither benn...uncle wattie needs tae get his Natt King or he'll phukkin explode, the daft radge

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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    Scots education. Obviously not the best in the world.

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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    While all you daft sh1ts were typing this, Sir Walter was away to bed making love with Dame Timslayer

    It was a good night, watching The Rangers win and making sweet love with Dame Timslayer. We often make love when Rangers win, (and other times as well), it adds to the thrill.

    It was a good day all round at Struth House, elder Bearvub returned from his summer jollies, just in time to go with his brother and father to Ibrox. And just in time for the whole family to go and cross the No box tomorrow.

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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    And did ra bercubs gettae watch all this love-making

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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Walter_Timslayer
    While all you daft sh1ts were typing this, Sir Walter was away to bed making love with Dame Timslayer

    It was a good night, watching The Rangers win and making sweet love with Dame Timslayer. We often make love when Rangers win, (and other times as well), it adds to the thrill.

    It was a good day all round at Struth House, elder Bearvub returned from his summer jollies, just in time to go with his brother and father to Ibrox. And just in time for the whole family to go and cross the No box tomorrow.
    Is it true Dame Towel Displayer had her strap-on and your gimp mask looked oot ready, prior to the diddy Ramsdens final last season?


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    re: FAO Sir Walter Towel Displayer

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Walter_Timslayer
    While all you daft sh1ts were typing this, Sir Walter was away to bed making love with Dame Timslayer

    It was a good night, watching The Rangers win and making sweet love with Dame Timslayer. We often make love when Rangers win, (and other times as well), it adds to the thrill.

    It was a good day all round at Struth House, elder Bearvub returned from his summer jollies, just in time to go with his brother and father to Ibrox. And just in time for the whole family to go and cross the No box tomorrow.
    Of all the posts ever made on here, this must be the most cringeworthy ever.

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