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    Caption Competition

    What are Sam & Neil doing, saying or singing?


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    re: Caption Competition

    Quote Originally Posted by Taansend
    What are Sam & Neil doing, saying or singing?

    "You put yer right arm in, your right arm out..."

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    "Go greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile

    Greased lightning, go greased lightning"

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    McDonald "Boss, I've got the brown envelope you said to give to Mark Curtis, but 'Arry's dog keeps trying to snatch it"

    Allardyce "Down, boy, down"

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    I've got all the bus tickets, now can we please park the fu(king thing...

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    Its being reported that Sam Allardyce has just farted..

    He was 59

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    big fish, little fish, cardboard box... oi oooiii..

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    Samantha, " No matter how hard i effing try, i just cant get rid of this greenie."

    Niel " Just do it like this, squeeze it betwen the team sheet and give it to the ref. "

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    "I don't tend to go with the full fist, but more with the open hand"

    "I take them with the bowling ball grip. Show me your cum face Sam"



    Think I need to shower now :/

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    re: Caption Competition

    Quote Originally Posted by Taansend
    What are Sam & Neil doing, saying or singing?

    The TV magician world championships

    Neil : Is this your card?

    Sam : Uh hu uh hu...jus' like that

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