The Hairy Cornflake

[Sir_Judd]

faces porridge.

Not a fan off of the Sun but that headline is ****ing ACE.

[Floppy_funbags]

I must admit to lolling at that when someone posted it on Mongbook.

[moorlad]

Aye, that's an geet ace heedline to be honest.

I'm geet happy the dutty **** has been convicted. He were an particularly **** dj with an particularly **** taste in music, during an era off of overwhelmingly **** djs. I don't think he ever played an single decent record in his ****ing appalling career.

Plus he had nee right to gan round feeling young bints' norks.

[alfinyalcabo]

Sounds like he' a cereal offender..

[moorlad]

Sounds like he' a ****.

Yes, yes he is.

[Buc]

Sounds like he' a cereal offender..

Well he's milked it for long enough.. Going to have check out what he has really done.. Doesn't sound good though..

[postmanpete]

He won't like it in the Prison yard on a Frosty morning,i hope this kind of thing won't Alpen again.

[Markovitch]

How long before jokes about what goes into a DLT surface