This is relevant ... to something!!

[Ihaventaclue]

The origin of *** might not be as ***y as we’d like to think; picture two tiny fish called Placoderms in a chilly Scottish lake and it's hardly a steamy scene.

What is hot news is the discovery by University Palaeontologist Professor Long that the first fish to copulate developed specialised *** organs - a pair of L-shaped genital limbs called "claspers" on the male, and a bony orifice on the female.

The two short arm-like appendages enabled the fish to interlock arms so they could copulate sideways.
"They couldn't do it in a missionary position – the very first act of copulation was done sideways, square dance style" he said.

The placoderms, were aptly called MICRO BRACHIUS ****I,

"Copulation, the intimate act of ***ual intimacy to reproduce, was something we always think of in mammalian terms, but sharks copulate and fossil fish called placoderms were the very first type of animals to invent this kind of behaviour."

The findings, reveal that *** was twice as old as the first di

[asb]

Have you got nothing else better to do?

[Ihaventaclue]

That's the problem ... I've got stacks of things better to do!!!

It is called MICRO Brachius D-I-c-k-!

Gotta go and do something useful!!