A description of Kel

[Psaw]

Can someone describe Kel to me. I have this picture of him, hes obese with a Mars bar in his hand, acnied, some pimples with blood on them having picked at it, long hair badly cut, badly fitting tight trousers that show his **** off, wears plimsolls, farts without self consciousness, and talks in retro english that no one understands.

If you were to see his pants they would be brown at the rear end, and yellow and white at the front. He walks like a pigeon with no toes, and has an **** like a woman thats 18 stone.

Is this accurate?

Captain Pugwash.

[kel_]

Shockingly accurate, Frank. Did they* show you an pic off of me?

[Psaw]

Thought so. Can i see one?

[Floppy_funbags]

He used to of HIGHLIGHTS too.

[Pentridge]

He used to of HIGHLIGHTS too.

BOTTER.

[kel_]

Thought so. Can i see one?

Why? Fancy a ****?

[Buc]

I can describe Kel as being very nice and friendly very easy going..

Certainly not fat I would say slim.. He's also young well he is compared to me hope that helps..

Would also say it would be very difficult not to like him..

[deezel]

I can describe Kel as being very nice and friendly very easy going..

Certainly not fat I would say slim.. He's also young well he is compared to me hope that helps..

Would also say it would be very difficult not to like him..

this ^^^^^ is what drinking too much coffee can do to folk

[kel_]

You're too kind, Jimmy. I'm blushing here.

[Buc]

I can describe Kel as being very nice and friendly very easy going..

Certainly not fat I would say slim.. He's also young well he is compared to me hope that helps..

Would also say it would be very difficult not to like him..

this ^^^^^ is what drinking too much coffee can do to folk[/quote]



Nah Deezel only had one large cup today..

Mind you ive seen first hand what drinking too much alchol can do to folk
my wife does say I should get drunk now and again..
Got a night oot tomorrow its my daughters 33rd birthday but I'm driving them around various bars so no drinking for Buc.. To be honest I dont mind as the family will be having fun.