My Ex

[OZHAMMER]

no, not the most recent one, nor the hot one before that, nor the one i'll spend the rest of my life regretting let go, nor the psycho that wouldn't stop stalking me...

i'm talking about my very first (proper) girlfriend.

i was with her, on and off, for a couple of years when i was a pup (late *****). i didn't treat her very well, and when i finally ended it for good, she was devastated...

that was until two weeks later, when she won 100k on a scratchie.

she travelled europe for a few months, and even sent me a nice little postcard. so many expletives on such a small piece of paper :/

anywho, that was fifteen (maybe twenty) years ago.

watching the 'today' breakfast show before work last week, and the host announces that they are about to call a lucky home viewer who has to answer "i wake up with karl" within five rings to win...

'laura from oberon' wins another 10k...

not even a postcard this time. in fact, still tried to run me over as i was crossing the street yesterday. :b

[jameskel]

can you walk slower please

[Taansend]

Did she also shag Konchesky

[Ironworks1]

Hopefully she'll buy a bigger, faster car this time

[OZHAMMER]

or!cks!!!

[WHU]

sounds like she got very lucky 3 times