Women...

[Altobelli]

Lovely creatures aren't they ? Nice to look at (most of the time) Make you feel good (most of the time) even though they can be expensive sometimes (all of the time).

Mine is all of the above, and more, she looks after me 100%, I'm house trained and help about the house more than most but I can be a lazy pig at times with Matron moaning but still clearing up after me when I lapse.

Some of my friends and even Lawrie has stated that I don't deserve her, they are probably right as I feel I have fell on my feet with her these last 11 years and count myself as very lucky.

Tidy freak ? that's what I'd call her, I can come home from work when she is on a day off and the house looks NOT LIVED IN, its spotless without one thing out of place, it drives me crazy, I can make a mug of tea and sit down in the dinning room getting a coaster out for said mug of tea, I move into the lounge for a couple of minutes taking my tea with me, come back and the bloody coaster is not on the table, she's

[griff]

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[alfinyalcabo]

You won't win Alto,we never do..

[lazaat]

I missed this post, very funny

You know you love her Mike and cant live without her now so you will have to put up with her little foubles same as she puts up with yours.

I know matron quite well now and she is a lovely lady, i have advised her many times to leave Mike and find herself someone more deserving of her, but she wont as she loves the wingin bastid

[alfinyalcabo]

Would they leave a silver trail if we cut their legs off?