SENSATIONAL UPDATE IN AN IRONIC STYLEE.

[griff]

The razor's just arrived, in an copper-coloured envelope.

Im so happy I could squeal.

*squeals*

[Pentridge]

Is still ofn't got mine.

#sortitootkel

[griff]

Is still ofn't got mine.

#sortitootkel

It came from Galashiels so it'll of got here quicker.

#notkelsfaultafterall

[Floppy_funbags]

I've not got mine either. Not sure I'm that mithered aboot it anyways being as I'm bearded up these days.

[kel_]

Well well WELL. I fully expect much hand hanging as these razors anrrive anround the country over the weekend. Some off of the accusations against me of been near to LIABLE over this.

I of rung the bint to see if mine has arrived but she's oot at the moment. Stand by for an update when she gets back.

[deezel]

is she not back YET?

i suppose she* been in wetherspoons since 09.45hrs with the kids outside in an pram in the rain

your razor will of been sold by now tbf

[kel_]

is she not back YET?

i suppose she* been in wetherspoons since 09.45hrs with the kids outside in an pram in the rain

your razor will of been sold by now tbf

Haw deez, Frank has hacked your anccount.

[deezel]

No it's all my own work

Frank would of signed off with Claude or Adolf






Yours

Heinrich

[kel_]

Update - mine hasert anrrived

[postmanpete]

Mine came in a Lilac envelope...