My Mate Is A Cu nt Because He Bought 2 X Futons.

[Munch_____Magic]

I just thought that they were settees for ponces to be honest but when I went round his flat they looked quite smart till I tried to get comfortable on one of the ****ers, I had no idea that it was like sitting on a wooden pallet draped in a towell - my arse was numb in five minutes, a park bench seemed a luxury.

If the **** relishes so much in discomfort he can sit on the ****ing floor next time he comes round here.

[Markovitch]

Aye right, thats what made your **** go numb

[bwfcforever]

wonder if he sits on many park benches

[moorlad]

****, if Moorlass ever hears about them our ****ing house will be full off of the ****s. If she can get them in past the ****ing cushions.

[Munchy_Munchy]

Watch this space Moorlad and you can probably have them after Christmas once the daft ****er gets pissed over Christmas and falls asleep on one of the ****s.