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Thread: Work bint

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    Work bint

    One off of our work bints were on the telephone to an client for ****ing ages, and were trying to explain summat anbout payroll. It were fairly obvious from what I could hear that the client were ofing none off of it. In the end our bint said she were gan to of to put the phone down, which she did. The she sat at her desk with her heed in her hands. I arfed geet loudly, and the bint started crying and ran out.

    What should I dee?

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    re: Work bint

    When she comes back put yer arm round her and see if you can get yer hands on her boobs.

    It will make the laughing very secondary.

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    re: Work bint

    I willn't be able to stop myself from arfing when she gets back in, fancy an client making youse cry. I willn't be trying to feel her tits, youse ****ing pervert.

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    re: Work bint

    She's stopped crying now, but she isert happy to be honest.

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    re: Work bint

    I'd ring her up and pretend to be the same guy ..

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    re: Work bint

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    What should I dee?
    get her an christmas present

    an "I SPREADSHEETS" Mug

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    re: Work bint

    Hope she picks you're out in the office secret Santa thingy i know you love so much.

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    re: Work bint

    Sounds like an classic case off of WORKPLACE BULLYING.

    Youse should be anshamed off of yoursen.

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    re: Work bint

    You should be ashamed of yourselves..

    How well do you know her,if well enough to give her a hug then give her one,ask she if she would le a cup of tea or coffee and make it for her..

    How do you know that she hasn't got other problems and that just added to them,the very least I would do is ask her if she was OK...

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    re: Work bint

    Quote Originally Posted by YoouuPiessss
    How well do you know her,if well enough then give her one.
    Seems an bit forward Chalks, to be honest.

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