Keith Lemon

[Psaw]

I have no doubt that Keith is a retarded moron. Upon birth he must have suffered a severe cranial injury such as a claw hammer being smashed into his head repeatedly. In the sixties he would have been a childrens entertainer for the under fours.

Which brings me to the users of this board. Take Kel for example, who can decode his gibberish? He talks in that spawny northern way, like Lemon, and thinks its cool. He then talks in abbreviations, with caps all wrong.

Ive got the equivalent of Alan Turing on the case and he cant decipher it either.

Howe many of you have been bashed in the head, am i the only one thats normal, with an intact cranium?

The more disturbing aspect is that Lemon or Kel havent been bashed in the head, and this is them. God help us all. Will someone finish the job on Kel?

By the way Kel, your employers have been smashed in the head and are now mentally deranged. Thats my theory anyway.

p.s. Coping?

[kel_]

[Markovitch]

Is that him? That was a brilliant film

[kel_]

Sorry, Francis, I accidently deleted your post in trying to point out that it's 'you're' not 'your' when you claimed I was illiterate.

As you were, ribena head.