Ways to have fun ...

[gaz1959]

If you don't like taxi's with their drivers giving it the know all chat

Get in the car and when the cabbie moves off say to him that you have diarrhea and need the loo and make groaning noises

See how quickly you get to your destination

[Akwesasne]

He'd would more likely to drop you off at the nearest hedgebottom first and say take your time.

[alfinyalcabo]

Never taken a taxi in the last 40 years..

[alfinyalcabo]

Licking a nice tasty clitoris.. Yummy. Yummy ..

[gaz1959]

Never taken a taxi in the last 40 years..

Is it a colostomy thing Alf?

[alfinyalcabo]

Never taken a taxi in the last 40 years..

Is it a colostomy thing Alf?[/quote]

Nah Gaz...just a wife that's teetotal and loves to drive everywhere.. ..she even drives me round the bend

[gaz1959]

Had a spoof call from some company yesterday

I never recognised the number but had several missed calls from them

I answered politely and said hey Paul how you doing? He said sorry its' not Paul. I am John ... he said. Before he could continue I said OHH SORRY JOHN I THOUGHT OYU WERE PAUL. HOW YOU DOING? LONG TIME NO HEAR!
He said oh you think I am someone you know! YES I SAID
He satarted giggling when I said stop mucking about John. He laughed so much when I said what's so funny!? and hung up!!!!

How rude of John

[claw84]

Fun...I say happy is the person who can laugh at himself.

He will never cease to be amused, that's what my missus tells me.

[Altobelli]

Not fun but gives me something to watch in my mundane job.

I have done this about 6 times and its worth every penny.

I super glue a 2 pound coin to the floor of the bus, near the front just in front of the seat so I can see it in the Saloon Mirror, it tickles the life out of me seeing all sorts of folk trying to pick it up, one guy actually got a knife out of his pocket and could still not get it free, mind you I made it more difficult for him with sharp braking and sudden turns