Everton (Wigan old Boys) are looking at Maloney
Ali may be going on loan to Everton Athletic
Macmamamamaum may go to Bournemouth
SDW got fined and banned from football for the 6 weeks in Barbados, even though the FA say he is not racist
WAFC are second from bottom
Monsieur Delort is fed up
Espi is going back to USA
Boyceeee is brilliant but just a tad slow these days
Holt is out of action for 9 months

SURELY THE GOOD NEWS IS THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER ...?????

Oh, and Everton are slithering down the table.