Festive Dundee visit

[moorlad]

As an lot off of youse know Moorlass and I spent an decent part off of the festive season north off of the border in Dundee. The reason for our visit were really an throwaway remark I made coming back from our meeting with Jimmy, in Aberdeen, an year earlier. I told Moorlass I would like to of an look at the Tay rail bridge.

We set off of on the 27th off of December at 10:30am, I were driving 'cos Moorlass is geet scared to drive round anywhere bigger than Wukki't'n. It were quite an decent drive and took me three and an have hours, so we had summat to eat and checked in to the hotel (an Premier Inn on the banks off of the Tay, between the two (2) bridges), which were actually geet ace. She fannied around for an bit (around an hour and an have) then decided it were time she went shopping. I told her there were nee chance I were gan in an shop, so I'd wait for her in an pub. Which I did, fortunately I had my tablet with me and were able to read while she were deeing her shop fann

[moorlad]

Oh and we went in an gay bar, we didert know it were an gay bar. We were standing at the bar, completely ignorant to it being for homlords, Moorlass spotted some rainbow flags on the wall and asked me if it were summat to dee with the Caribean, I said I didert think so, but that it might of summat to dee with Greenpeace (Rainbow Warrior and that). There were an homlord though who told us it were an botter flag.

Youse live and learn.

[YoouuPiessss]

That's an excellent review moorland,it sounds like you had a good time up there,I've often thought about visiting Scotland myself,it would have been nice if you had met JJ to see how's he's going on and to find out what hes really like,I bet that he would have made a decent guide... 10/10...

[moorlad]

Cheers Chalky, it was absolutely brilliant mate, as most off of the scoth places I of visited of been.

There were an few down and outs littering the streets, I scopped an couple off of bob in an few hats thinking one off of them might of been JJ to be fair.

[deezel]

Good stuff Moorlad, sounds like an geet time was had

My brother went to Dundee and bought me an Oor Wullie t-shirt

When i used to work for Bowaters we delivered wagon loads of newsprint to DC Thomson in Dundee, they were a massive set-up in the 70's

[Rab_The_Ger]

Dundee is a cesspit of jakies and tramps.

You must have fitted in well with the locals eh Moorlad? Ya ignorant tadger!

[moorlad]

Dundee is a cesspit of jakies and tramps.

You must have fitted in well with the locals eh Moorlad? Ya ignorant tadger!

To be fair Moorlass fitted in much better than me with the locals. I were happy just to drink and ignore the ****ers. You're asking fer an baw booting to be honest.

[moorlad]

Good stuff Moorlad, sounds like an geet time was had

My brother went to Dundee and bought me an Oor Wullie t-shirt

When i used to work for Bowaters we delivered wagon loads of newsprint to DC Thomson in Dundee, they were a massive set-up in the 70's

Youse can still get Oor Wullie and Broons t-shirts. I didert to be honest.

[kel_]

Why would you want an book written by an bint whose claim to fame were jumping oot off of helicopters and running anround an bit?

[moorlad]

Why would you want an book written by an bint whose claim to fame were jumping oot off of helicopters and running anround an bit?

What an ****ing uncultured moron youse are Kelmet. Not that bint who used to like ofing some bloke filming her arse. This is an older yank bint what writes books and has been writing them since 1976.

Thick ****.