+ Visit Cambridge United FC Mad for Latest News, Transfer Gossip, Fixtures and Match Results
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Posts
    5,719

    Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Raberts erotic posts about me and him have got my mind working overtime.

    It goes like this, im kidnapped by an alien spaceship and transported in to Raberts bedroom, because Aliens are gay too.

    Rab is wnking his cheesy dck, and i say, let me take over, taking a mouthfull. I say you havent bathed for a week, rab, he says six. This turns me on no end. He delivers in a back breaking spasm. i turn him over and split his haunches, and thrust like a madman.

    How long havent you had a c rap i say, he says two weeks. Excitedly i say that im getting blow back, which is covering my tum like its sandblasted.

    He moans like a dying cow as i explode.

    We lie in each others arms, cradling our touches in each others hands. Its not long before were at it again like demented fusiliers.
    What do you think Rab, could it work?

    Beppo.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Posts
    4,218

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    NA.

    I'm the master giver.

    Gimpmeister.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Posts
    651

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    What are trying to gain by writing this drivel Frank?...

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    6,733

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Orgasm I reckon.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    8,079

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by YoouuPiessss
    What are trying to gain by writing this drivel Frank?...
    you should be a therapist tbf chalky

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    15,893

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    That was mildly arousing tbf.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Posts
    5,719

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Thats spoilt my day. Chalky thinks my love life is drivel, or did he mean dribble? And Rabert has turned me down. Thats like the Hunchback of Notre Dam turning down a sh ag with Snow White.

    Ive been turned down by monsters before. And animals. Even my hands have walked away using fingers. Id better stop there.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    29,584

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Demented fusiliers made me arf like an drain tbf.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Posts
    4,218

    re: Rabert and Me The Fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    Thats spoilt my day. Chalky thinks my love life is drivel, or did he mean dribble? And Rabert has turned me down. Thats like the Hunchback of Notre Dam turning down a sh ag with Snow White.

    Ive been turned down by monsters before. And animals. Even my hands have walked away using fingers. Id better stop there.
    My options are still open Frank.

    Just like yer star and garter.

    Benson.

Forum Info

Footymad Forums offer you the chance to interact and discuss all things football with fellow fans from around the world, and share your views on footballing issues from the latest, breaking transfer rumours to the state of the game at international level and everything in between.

Whether your team is battling it out for the Premier League title or struggling for League survival, there's a forum for you!

Gooners, Mackems, Tractor Boys - you're all welcome, please just remember to respect the opinions of others.

Click here for a full list of the hundreds of forums available to you

The forums are free to join, although you must play fair and abide by the rules explained here, otherwise your ability to post may be temporarily or permanently revoked.

So what are you waiting for? Register now and join the debate!

(these forums are not actively moderated, so if you wish to report any comment made by another member please report it.)



Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •