Whinging bints

[moorlad]

Every single one off of the ****s in our office is whining like **** just 'cos the ****ing heating isert working. They are sitting with coats on and one is even wearing gloves, ****ing perfetic. I of got an short sleeved shirt on and it isert that bad to be honest.

Bints are **** to be fair.

[griff]

Is it your fault yet? It's only a matter off of time.

[Buc]

I got an earful on Saturday neet,

As we were in friends house in Glasgow whilst my friends were chatting in the kitchen 4-30pm the updated of the football were coming in fast and furious on the living room telly I couldn't resist to see how the famous Aberdeen were doing so much so I got caught up with it and decided to watch the telly..


Mrs buc came through oh my Heid I got a 10min talking to non stop..

And marched back to the kitchen to start mixing with our hosts again..
To be fair she was right to give me ear bashing..

[moorlad]

I'm gan to an client's soon, so some other bloke is gan to of to take the blame to be fair.

[moorlad]

I got an earful on Saturday neet,

As we were in friends house in Glasgow whilst my friends were chatting in the kitchen 4-30pm the updated of the football were coming in fast and furious on the living room telly I couldn't resist to see how the famous Aberdeen were doing so much so I got caught up with it and decided to watch the telly..


Mrs buc came through oh my Heid I got a 10min talking to non stop..

And marched back to the kitchen to start mixing with our hosts again..
To be fair she was right to give me ear bashing..

I don't notice the difference between Moorlass being just normal, and an ear bashing Jimmy. She gans on and on all the time anyhow, so because I ignore her mostly, it is difficult to tell when she's annoyed with me.

[Pentridge]

My bint will sit indoors with the heating on full chat (it was so hot* when I got home from the Arsenal game that I nearly passed oot**) with only an vest on (and trews/Pjs tbf) and will announce to anyone that will listen that she's fu[color=black]cking freezing. My answer is, if you're fu[color=balck]cking cold, PUT AN JUMPER ON.

* because she'd been home anlone and I wasn't there to turn it back down angain.

** may of been due to over consumption off of RATbeers and G&Ts.

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[Floppy_funbags]

"'cos the ****ing heating isert working"



Divvent bother aksing his Rabness to sort it cos he willn't turn up. I'm still waiting for him to come take this redundant bog out off of the outbuilding.

[moorlad]

[quote="Floppy_funbags"



Divvent bother aksing his Rabness to sort it cos he willn't turn up. I'm still waiting for him to come take this redundant bog out off of the outbuilding.[/quote]

To be fair I wouldert want an scoth trying to sort out an heating system Kenny. We of neewhere to burn peat here. Anyway it isert that cold.

[kel_]

I had four 6/7 year old bint's whinging in my car yesterday as we* took them to an play place for nipper number ones birthday. An million times worse than adult bints, ATAnF.

[moorlad]

Youse of never heard the bints in our office, youse should try living in my shoes.