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Thread: Shoes

  1. #1
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    Shoes

    Being as we're on the subject off of 'accessories' (hats) I was wondering how many pairs off of shoes your readers of? Namely because I had an clear oot the other day and discovered that I had 26 (twenty six) pairs.*

    Is that an bit bint like or is it an average amount?

    * Doesert include things like sport use trainers, golf shoes and wellies and the like.

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    re: Shoes

    I of an pair off of shoes for work, two (2) pairs off of boots and two (2) pairs off of trainers. To be fair one (1) off of the pairs off of trainers wants scopped out 'cos they're knackered, but I ofn't got round to it yet. I believe this to be an reasonable non homlord, non bintlike amount off of items off of footwear to of.

    Certainly any more than ten (10) is showing signs off of homo***uality to be honest.

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    re: Shoes

    One pair for work and two pairs for gannin oot, although one pair off of them has seen better days.

    Only bints and botters of loads off of shoes imo.

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    Aye, you're spot on Kel, if I could decide which pair off of boots to scop I could be down to three (3) like your good self. However it is an lot off of fun to of excess ones and leave them anround the house to wind Moorlass up an bit. She has an touch off of OCD, and can't stand stuff being left where she doesert expect them to be.

    She swears like **** when she's tidying up as well.

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    re: Shoes

    4 pairs of decent shoes, 2 decent pairs of trainers, 1 pair of running shoes (**** off), 1 pair ****ty trainers, 2 pair fell walking boots and about half a dozen knackered trainers which I refuse to chuck away 'cause they might come in useful for something.

    I tend to wear trainers til they are completely ****ed.

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    re: Shoes

    My wife has almost 100 pairs. I've seen her sitting on the bed with 1 shoe in her hand in tears because she can't find the other one. I am my usual sympathetic self

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    re: Shoes

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    4 pairs of decent shoes, 2 decent pairs of trainers, 1 pair of running shoes (**** off), 1 pair ****ty trainers, 2 pair fell walking boots and about half a dozen knackered trainers which I refuse to chuck away 'cause they might come in useful for something.

    I tend to wear trainers til they are completely ****ed.
    Read proper, obeast. DOESERT INCLUDE TRAINERS ECT FFS ****S SAKE

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    re: Shoes

    That's 4 then.

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    re: Shoes

    Burds like an man in nice shoes. I allus remember an burd telling me that so I of had the same shoes on since.

    They are falling to bits now and she doesnt talk to me any more tbf.

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    re: Shoes

    Anyways, shouldert it be shoes (8)?

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