It's an little bit

[moorlad]

Blustery in Wukki't'n today, but there is nee precipitation.

[kel_]

I'm in Whitehaven and it's windy as ****.

On a other note, why do cumbrains constantly stare at you* and continue to dee so even when your look back and glare at them? Of they never seen an good looking toner delivery boy* before?


*anpparently

[moorlad]

They* want youse to say summat, so they* can give youse an kicking 'cos it's obvious how many shoes youse of.

[moorlad]

And if youse glare at them, they* might think youse're an homlord what fancies them. An absolutely certain way off of getting a ****ing good shoeing, to be honest.

[kel_]

LET THEM TRY.

I of just been in morrisons, it were like an ****in care centre for proper mongs.

[moorlad]

Wait until youse get to 'spoons.

[moorlad]

We had an client who needed to get off of our car park just now, so an few off of us had to gan and move our cars. An work bint got blown over on her way to her car. I shouldert of arfed.

[moorlad]

Fat bints always look arfsome when they fall over to be fair.

[Buc]

It's really windy 50-60mph..

Saw a runner running down at the prom running into the wind phew it looked like hard work.. She was suffering a bit trying to breathe by the look of her..poor lass