Plans for an romantic weekend?

[moorlad]

I of bought Moorlass some flowers so she can whinge anbout me getting the wrong ones, I will be either taking her out for an meal, so she can complain anbout me getting the wrong restaurant, or getting seated at the wrong table, or getting an takeaway so she can tell me I of got the order wrong. She'll be getting me nowt, to be fair I divvent want owt, but it seems that isert the point, as I found out to my cost one year when she said she didert want owt.

Anside from that I'll be gan to the Brook tonight for an dozen or so pints, but for the rest off of the weekend I of **** all else planned.

[Pentridge]

Taking her up the curry house.

Have ordered flowers for tomorrow and an card from moonpig.

She's off of out with an group off of schreeching harpies tonight to see that 50 Shades off of Grey film. It'll be carnage later on tbf.

[griff]

Taking her up the curry house.

Have ordered flowers for tomorrow and an card from moonpig.

She's off of out with an group off of schreeching harpies tonight to see that 50 Shades off of Grey film. It'll be bondage later on tbf.

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[moorlad]

Taking her up the curry house.

Have ordered flowers for tomorrow and an card from moonpig.

She's off of out with an group off of schreeching harpies tonight to see that 50 Shades off of Grey film. It'll be carnage later on tbf.

Just pretend to be ansleep when she gets back.

[postmanpete]

My wife won't let me "take her up the curry house".

[kel_]

We* never do owt for it usually as it's an load off of **** designed to make gullible mongs part with their* hard earned. This year, however, I of splashed oot on two rib-eye steaks off of the butchers to really treat her.

On an side note I were in Tesco earlier and the checkout bloke aksed the guy in front off of me if he had any plans to treat his wife the morra. You* should of seen his face when the bloke replied he'd lost his wife.

[moorlad]

Had she gone to Morrison's instead off of Tesco or summat?

[kel_]

Had she gone to Morrison's instead off of Tesco or summat?

Morrisons is miles anway.

[YoouuPiessss]

Ive got a date with Jeff Stelling and a handful of bets ..

[moorlad]

Had she gone to Morrison's instead off of Tesco or summat?

Morrisons is miles anway.[/quote]

Well that's why she were lost.