Pigs in the Brook

[moorlad]

On Friday night, there were an couple off of young lads who were an bit the worse for wear. In fact one were geet staggering all over the ****ing place as soon as we got in.

An customer got an bit suspicious 'cos they were blokes, and were gan to the bog together. Anyway the Landlord followed the ****s in, and they were snorting summat off of the bog cistern. He rang for the pigs, and the lads scopped their stuff out off of the bog window.

There were an geet scuffle and the landlady punched one off of the ****s which were geet ace. Anyway the pigs turned up and carted the ****s anway, we all had an geet arf when one off of the coppers said he needed some evidence, 'cos they'd scopped their gear out the bog window. The bog window looks out on to an enclosed yard, and they were able to retrieve 5 wee bags and some knives and ****.

Anyway, to top the whole thing off of, while it were all gan on the wee lad wha

[Psaw]

Thanks for that one Moorlad, drugs dont work...That includes alcohol and tobacco. Had a little chuckle.



Now an explanation why booze fags dont count.


THEY DO.

[moorlad]

To be honest Frank, the pigs didert seem at all bothered anbout me standing outside with an pint in one hand and an fag in t'other, but they were gan geet radge anbout them two (2) ****s with the other gear.