women and logic

[southernram22]

im sat here trying to figure them out she's gone out with friends so I dug out old derby dvds so I get box out from under stairs and its full of books no dvds rams in 70s etc. so on her return I say ali where's my dvds their not in box reply oh I didn't think you wanted to watch them I put them in loft all her poirot etc. are on display . so if I never post again I have killed her.

[ramspride]

im sat here trying to figure them out she's gone out with friends so I dug out old derby dvds so I get box out from under stairs and its full of books no dvds rams in 70s etc. so on her return I say ali where's my dvds their not in box reply oh I didn't think you wanted to watch them I put them in loft all her poirot etc. are on display . so if I never post again I have killed her.

I'm sure Poirot will work out who's killed her better start running

[southernram22]

I do love her really even though she supports pompey ? and cant reverse straight god knows how the cats never been run over. its funny how women never leave it in neutral . replies on a postcard to that.

[sheffieldrams]

I will have been married 30 years this summer but my wife still does not get it when it comes to Derby County.
When you are watching the Rams on TV or listening on the radio she still continues to talk non-stop about anything and wonders why you are not paying attention to her.
I do not see what's wrong with taking her away for a couple of days and by coincidence Derby just happen to be playing nearby!
When I show her the league table and we are near the top she will say "Is that good?"
Another one that really annoys me is when she asks why I want to go the match when the highlights will be on the TV later.

I have followed the Rams for going on 40 years and she insists that if the house caught fire I would save my Derby memorabilia first and her and the kids second.

There is one comment that she makes that really gets to me and has done all the time we have been together.
When we lose a game and I am in a bad mood she will say "It's only a game".

[Oldtimeram]

I do love her really even though she supports pompey ? and cant reverse straight god knows how the cats never been run over. its funny how women never leave it in neutral . replies on a postcard to that.

Blimey, I never realised it, I must be a woman!! I never leave my car in neutral either

[Oldtimeram]

[quote="sheffieldrams"]I will have been married 30 years this summer but my wife still does not get it when it comes to Derby County.
When you are watching the Rams on TV or listening on the radio she still continues to talk non-stop about anything and wonders why you are not paying attention to her.
I do not see what's wrong with taking her away for a couple of days and by coincidence Derby just happen to be playing nearby!
When I show her the league table and we are near the top she will say "Is that good?"
Another one that really annoys me is when she asks why I want to go the match when the highlights will be on the TV later.

I have followed the Rams for going on 40 years and she insists that if the house caught fire I would save my Derby memorabilia first and her and the kids second.

There is one comment that she makes that really gets to me and has done all the time we have been together.
When we lose a game and I am in a bad mood she will say "It's

[southernram22]

she says to me im just talking to my sister try not to swear when other team score . as I usually do or she will sit there rabbiting on during football. but if I should talk during coronation street god help me. think I might bring her to Brighton game god what am I saying

[Andy_Faber]

My wife is a Glaswegian and a Rangers fan, so FULLY across football-fan protocol, albeit in return for my Corro silence. Hasn't so much as bumped a car in 25 years driving either

[roger_ramjet]

My wife is ... so FULLY across football-fan protocol, albeit in return for my Corro silence...

Excuse my ignorance but WTF does that mean in English!! Your spellchecker seems worse than mine!!

[Andy_Faber]

My wife is ... so FULLY across football-fan protocol, albeit in return for my Corro silence...

Excuse my ignorance but WTF does that mean in English!! Your spellchecker seems worse than mine!![/quote]

Across = in tune with
protocol = way of behaving
Corro = Coronation Street

What's WTF?