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Thread: Fish ----Rape

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    Fish ----Rape

    :-)

    i have a pond in the back garden ( been one there for yrs )when i finished last night & after getting home , i got a brew & went outside with the dog & to have cig , i was stood at the side of the pong & clocked a frog ...stuck to a fish FFS !!! anyhow i got the net & managed to seperate em & threw the frog over the fence ...

    just before i came to work today , i did the same again & the ****ers are at it again !

    wonder if i should call the odd lot in ...i assume the saville enquiry has now ended

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    apparently frogs are like alf in mating season. any hole's a goal

    see link.

    they suggest putting a net up. - view external link

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    :-)

    hey thats not a bad link tbh !

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    I like frogs, very interesting creatures.
    However they are *** mad.
    Just look at Kermit for example.
    He was forever porking Miss Piggy.

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    ha ha ha

    hey we have all been there eh !

    never took an ugly bint to bed , however woke up with a few though !

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    All my ladies have been extremely beautiful and very respectful,treat them right and you can get them to do absolutely anything. .. Never had the need to take a "Bint" to bed.

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    You sweet talking guy you !

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    Quote Originally Posted by bwfcforever
    :-)

    i have a pond in the back garden ( been one there for yrs )when i finished last night & after getting home , i got a brew & went outside with the dog & to have cig , i was stood at the side of the pong & clocked a frog ...stuck to a fish FFS !!! anyhow i got the net & managed to seperate em & threw the frog over the fence ...

    just before i came to work today , i did the same again & the ****ers are at it again !

    wonder if i should call the odd lot in ...i assume the saville enquiry has now ended
    I'm surprised that the fish let it happen, they are normally Koi about that sort of behaviour

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    re: Fish ----Rape




    close the door on ya way out !!! ;-)

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    re: Fish ----Rape

    Not so much of a pearl necklace and a "Goldie" lookin chain...

    Sorry, that is really bad

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