TOP GEAR JOB

[Jay1]

I contacted the director general of the BBC today enquiring about the now vacant presenters job on top gear.. He Loved my crack and has invited me down to Salford for a screen test.

It could be it for me on the BBC JAY IS ABOUT TO MAKE IT BIG TIME

[durhamblue]

you;d do owt to get a job-why does the director general know about your crack ?

i think alan partridge would be an ideal host

[Jay1]

Durham,

You have not read the first line... I spoke with the DG today that's how he knows my crack.. The job is mine well before that Alan Partarse bloke..

JAY IS THE BOY

[Nevermore666]

Say your a black gay female disable Islamic terrorist. The job will be yours! Tell them your a socialist and drive an Eco hybrid car and you'll double your starting salary!