Go on Kel, do it. If you can

[Psaw]

It hasnt escaped my notice that you find it difficult to be positive. Here is the challenge. Say something nice, yes, to me.

The difficulty is this, i imagine you waking up with Arthur your partner, or is it Annette, whatever, and it goes like this.

Kel, to Annette, "Fkkn ell, thought id woken up in a morgue next to a corpse".

Or, "Would you mind having a wash and putting make up on before i wake up".

Or, For a moment i thought i was in a farmyard with a sow with all those t its and grunting.

What you should say is this. "Another day where i can adore your existence, and worship the ground you walk on. Without you i am nothing. Your beauty is like looking at the sun".

Bet you cant do it.

Ever.

[kel_]

You're right, I can't.

Now **** off of.

[Psaw]

To become a well rounded individual it is important that you learn to express a wider range of emotion. You are a one note trumpet, a one key piano. A harp with one string.

I can predict your responses. Perfectly.

Let me put words into your mouth." Frank, you cheer me up", or "Your a pleasure to be with" or, "thats interesting".

I would find you more interesting if you had two strings to your harp.

Go on.

YOU CAN DO IT.

[griff]

A agree with kel tbh tbf ect.

[Psaw]

Griff...ha...

[kel_]

To become a well rounded individual it is important that you learn to express a wider range of emotion. You are a one note trumpet, a one key piano. A harp with one string.

I can predict your responses. Perfectly.

Let me put words into your mouth." Frank, you cheer me up", or "Your a pleasure to be with" or, "thats interesting".

I would find you more interesting if you had two strings to your harp.

Go on.

YOU CAN DO IT.

Nope, sorry. I just can't bring myself to type 'your' when it should be 'you're' or 'thats' when it should be 'that's".

Ram that up your ****.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Full house..