Hola Amigos

[Floppy_funbags]

I'm back from my jaunts and jolly nice it were too. What of I been missing?

Btw apart from sunning meself I of been taking my life in my hands, I was on this VERY ROAD a mere two days before the events in this linky. Fifty odd hours earlier and Frankie Boy could have got his wish to not attend my funeral... - view external link

[kel_]

I had nee idea you of been anway. Youse should of mentioned it more.

[Floppy_funbags]

Shall I send yous some photos?

I went on an horse and wore an sombrero an everything.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

If youse haven't brought us* back owt then we couldn't give a **** tbf.

#selfishkenny

[Floppy_funbags]

I bought meself an Day Off Of The Deed skull mug, some exquisitely painted plates and an beaded key ring in the shape off of an fish.

Nowt for yous ****s I'm anfraid.

I might of got yous some tequila but I tasted it it and it were rank. You wouldert of liked it.

I'm gan to Oz at the end off of the year so I'll brung yous all back a pet wombat or summat instead.

[Sir_Judd]

What's with all the ****ing jet setting, youse flash ****?

[Rab_The_Ger]

He's been drilling thon holes in London jewellery establishments.

Hope he returns it, as was, diamond cutters don't come cheap.

[Sir_Judd]

He's been drilling thon holes in London jewellery establishments.

Hope he returns it, as was, diamond cutters don't come cheap.

He's that ****ing tight, you'd think he were a sweaty...erm.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Shut it!

Ya gibbering buffoon.

I'll re phrase that. "shut it ya gibbering Tim buffoon"

[Sir_Judd]

Shut it!

Ya gibbering buffoon.

I'll re phrase that. "shut it ya gibbering Tim buffoon"

Who the **** are you talking to, you fully owned English colonialist hun ****pig?