Kel..

[Psaw]

Do you remember when i offered to take you out for a curry? I had no interest in that as there are many dufusses in my life. My plan was to get you to offer to put me up, then id seduce your partner the next morning after youd gone to work, then brag about it on here. And yes she would of, im irresistable.

[Floppy_funbags]

'would of'

GO FRANK.

[kel_]

SPOOKY.

I made curry (beef) for tea last neet but it were very disappointing if I'm being honest. I were geet upset with mesen but I'm DETERMINED to get it right next time.

I'll keep youse posted, Frank.

[Pentridge]

An generic 'curry' or an pacific one, ie. jalfrezi, madras on an bhuna?

[kel_]

Just an generic one as it were the first anttempt at one in the slow cooker plus it were for the kids too so couldert be too hot. I'm gan to anttempt my own naan breads next time too.

Of youse got any good recipes for curries then?

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Here you go Kelvo... Please follow method very carefully

1) Ring 01706 526666...Place order
2) Wait approximately 42 mins
3) Answer knocking at door
4) Pay the man
5) Eat

Your welcome.

[kel_]

Here you go Kelvo... Please follow method very carefully

1) Ring 01706 526666...Place order
2) Wait approximately 42 mins
3) Answer knocking at door
4) Pay the man
5) Eat

Your welcome.

Two words.

Daki cum.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Here you go Kelvo... Please follow method very carefully

1) Ring 01706 526666...Place order
2) Wait approximately 42 mins
3) Answer knocking at door
4) Pay the man
5) Eat

Your welcome.

Two words.

Daki cum.[/quote]

I'm shocked at your racialism. So much so I might not post on here again...

[kel_]

No, no no. Substituting the p for a d is fine with the do-gooders on the rochdale bourd, it's daring to post on another bourd that is a henious crime.

Would you reconsider not posting angain of I sent youse an gay pm begging you to carry on?

[ThisTimeNextYear]

Just keep harping on about freedom off of speech, how much you like reading my posts, bullying yadi ya...ignoring the fact that its just an big 'look at me' post and I'm weeping into my keyboard like an big ****ing gayer (in a non homophobic way, for you botters out there)... Then I'll probably start again hours later.*

I look forward to your pm plus Kenny, Moorlad et al begging me not to stop posting... If they don't then I'm off.

* All references appearing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, is purely coincidental, from any fitbal mon...errr messageboard. So don't go ****ing kicking off again, texting folk and being a ****. I think as a disclaimer that covers my back.