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    ITS IMPORTANT TO VOTE

    Now...do we vote LABOUR..who the Tories say will put the country in chaos ??

    OR... Do we vote TORY...who Labour say will put the country in chaos ??

    Hmmmmm tough choice... now who do I want running this utter fu*king chaos

    And they say politicians never tell the truth

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    I shall be voting Fani.

    If you wish to send me a fiver via pay pal i shall tell you who i am voting for

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    Quote Originally Posted by trickydick
    I shall be voting Fani.

    If you wish to send me a fiver via pay pal i shall tell you who i am voting for
    "I shall be voting Fani". Are they a lesbian party ?

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    Personally I dont see the problem with SNP having a say...after all they`ve had to have the Tories wagging their tail when they never vote for em


    Conservative... an anagram for Im alright Jack

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    Quote Originally Posted by memyselfani
    Personally I dont see the problem with SNP having a say...after all they`ve had to have the Tories wagging their tail when they never vote for em


    Conservative... an anagram for Im alright Jack
    Or Labour an anagram for I'm alright Jack?

    The basic annual salary for an MP from 1 April 2014 is £67,060. MPs also receive expenses to cover the costs of running an office, employing staff, having somewhere to live in London and in their constituency, and travelling between Parliament and their constituency.
    This lot will have you believe that they are looking out for the working classes but many of them have more in common with Tory MP's than you or me.

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    How about we create the England Mad party, and give these political clowns a run for their money.

    Id want to be minister for Alcohol & Cigarettes

    What would everybody else on here like to be a minister of ?

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    Hmmm where would I start... MP for Highways etc I think...eliminate bus lanes an get the pot holes done for a start instead of putting up new traffic lights where ones already exist and constantly renewing barriers that are already fine just to waste my budget

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    Minister for Security and Immigration for me ..

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    I will vote for anyone that makes Kfc include a bottle of diet coke in their popcorn variety meal

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    Quote Originally Posted by memyselfani
    Hmmm where would I start... MP for Highways etc I think...eliminate bus lanes an get the pot holes done for a start instead of putting up new traffic lights where ones already exist and constantly renewing barriers that are already fine just to waste my budget
    Unless you have something in law about slow drivers in the lake district, looking round at lakes and mountains, and holding the decent hardworking locals up, then I won't vote for you. My preferred punishment for them would be public beheading.

    Also cyclists and lorry drivers need to be banned from the roads, not to mention tractors, ice cream vans and other stuff that goes too slow. Flash tossers with huge 4X4s, or fancy sports cars, should also have to pay tons of extra road tax.

    That would be a start.

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