New Sheriff in Carlisle tomorrow.

[durhamblue]

2/5 at Bet 365-40% return on your money when the Tories get turned over in carlisle.

Camerons rally at the cattle market-Where did the Tories ship that bunch of munters in from?

C'mon Ukip spike the Tories.

[feckwittery]

dumbass

u**** will split the (second place anyway) labour vote.

[Nevermore666]

Was your wife in the crowd Durham?

[durhamblue]

another one for the keepnet

[deepfathom]

I thought it was all part of the deal here that we all voted Cumbrian Separatist!!! (Along with having XL cheese crisps for supper/jam sandwiches if you're from out West)

Come on Knyson! I had to write in my own box to tick on the ballot paper earlier this morning!

[durhamblue]

i would vote separatist-has kynson gone into political hiding?

Is he being held by the military+secret services because of his ideas?

[durhamblue]

The Sherriff got hornswoggled and got run outta town by pesky varmits!