Clement Fever

[wristslasher_909]

Here are 7 lesser known facts about Saint Paul...

1. He is six foot three

2. He has dark hair, and he is cultivating a similar tuft to his once idol Steve McClaren

3. Mel Morris likes him

4. In a photograph of Mel Morris I saw the other day he looked a bit like one of the Kray twins, the homo***ual one

5. His favourite formation is 442

6. He prefers a zonal marking system

7. His back room staff contains 43 people, including a faith healer and healthcare provider

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8. His sister played the part of some slapper in (s)hit BBC drama "Eastenders"

[wristslasher_909]

9. He wasn't born. He was created from Midi-chlorians.

[Toddo]

Did you notice that when he arrived in Derby the weather really picked up... not sure if this was his divine influence or Mel Morris spending cash on the Spondon hairdryers to blow the clouds away...

[ellafella]

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Before venturing into football he was the keyboard player for 80's band Sparks {he has since lost the top-lip caterpillar}

[wristslasher_909]

Sparks! A great band.