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    A clean sweep !! almost

    Massive Congrats to Sir Walter Timslayer,

    The annual Union of Scottish Unionist Quislings awards took place last night in lavish red carpet event hosted in the OO lodge No 666 in front of a glamorous crowd.
    Awards are given for several essential categories of endeavour, including lying, Anti-Scottishness, scare****ering and total SNP obsessiveness,

    The Anti-Scottish Posting award went again this year to Walter Timslayer for his many anti-Scottish posts over the past 5 years, He has missed no opportunity to denigrate his country or damage its interests, and is considered to be the very model of a Scottish Britnat quizling, Some controversy did occur at the presentation of this award when the editor of the Daily Mail intervened saying Walter had plagiarized all his writings,

    Mr Timslayer brought rapturous applause when he said
    ,,"I'm proud to be a Scot, BUT... I feel Scotland is far too poor to be trusted with any sort of economy," adding, "A maybe it's a because oi'm a Londoner, th

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    Good post Brother Stewarty, brilliant. You must have put hours and hours into that. (If not hoors and hoors)

    You always know you've got the Tartanban on the run when they resort to calling you a quisling. So to do it twice in one rant is well above and beyond the call of duty. (25% on all purchases in an independent Scotland)

    Thank you again for your interest in Sir Walter's Teachings, stay tuned for more whenever you need to scratch your Wee Scsotlander itch.

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    yep, it's true, walter lie-teller was warned by the Daily Mail Chief Fascist to stop copying and pasting articles he'd written onto here. walter now only has Follow Follow to cut and paste from, such as the famous beach-towel effort

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Walter_Timslayer
    Good post Brother Stewarty, brilliant. You must have put hours and hours into that. (If not hoors and hoors)

    You always know you've got the Tartanban on the run when they resort to calling you a quisling. So to do it twice in one rant is well above and beyond the call of duty. (25% on all purchases in an independent Scotland)

    Thank you again for your interest in Sir Walter's Teachings, stay tuned for more whenever you need to scratch your Wee Scsotlander itch.
    Not so much my interest in your teachings Walter, More an irresistible need for a good laugh, I guessed my use of the word Quizling would draw you in and sure enough here you are, Its most defo a word that irks you, So Did some research (not quite the teachings O Walter) but a bit of google, Quizling...One definition was

    a traitor who collaborates with an enemy force occupying their country.
    "he had the Quisling owner of the factory arrested"
    synonyms:collabora

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    saying 'true scots' also has the boy foaming at the gash, the rant he had at that, oh mah sides

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    So if you have the 'wrong' political opinions you are a 'traitor'

    If you criticise The Scottish Government or the governing party you are a "traitor"

    Not just any old traitor, but "a traitor who collaborates with an enemy force occupying their country"

    Welcome to Scotland 1984, er sorry 2015.

    All hail Big Sister

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    That's not what you do, is it, wally. You troll the internet for stories which mention Scots in a negative light, usually yer favourite source, The Daily Fascist, then post them on here as fact. You are a quisling, a traitor, and not a true Scot. These are the facts you'll still take your public sector pension from the Scottish government, though

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    re: A clean sweep !! almost

    Quote Originally Posted by stewarty27
    Good post Brother Stewarty, brilliant. You must have put hours and hours into that. (If not hoors and hoors)

    You always know you've got the Tartanban on the run when they resort to calling you a quisling. So to do it twice in one rant is well above and beyond the call of duty. (25% on all purchases in an independent Scotland)

    Thank you again for your interest in Sir Walter's Teachings, stay tuned for more whenever you need to scratch your Wee Scsotlander itch.
    Not so much my interest in your teachings Walter, More an irresistible need for a good laugh, I guessed my use of the word Quizling would draw you in and sure enough here you are, Its most defo a word that irks you, So Did some research (not quite the teachings O Walter) but a bit of google, Quizling...One definition was

    a traitor who collaborates with an enemy force occupying their country.
    "he had the Quisling o

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