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    Do you wear bikinis?

    With summer coming up I'm contemplating my summer wardrobe and it made me wonder about swimwear. Who wears bikinis, who wears one piece or boardies and a top? When is too old for bikinis? Is it ever inappropriate to wear them at certain times/places?



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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    Quote Originally Posted by rolin
    Is it ever inappropriate to wear them at certain times/places?
    At a funeral.

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    Quote Originally Posted by rolin
    Is it ever inappropriate to wear them at certain times/places?
    I'd think twice about wearing one to the school's Parents Evening.

    But I am a hairy arrsed bloke, and it wouldnt look quite right.


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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    I've tried but my balls keep falling out the side, and my nob pops over the top.

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    I've not been out in mine yet. Weathers been Shiite

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    I wear mine to work, but it has to match my tie...

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    My work bikinis must be hi-vis.

    Safety is paramount

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    Only after midnight... when Supernotts demands it...

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    re: Do you wear bikinis?

    Quote Originally Posted by IanAberdon
    Only after midnight... when Supernotts demands it...






    Well u are a tit and a knut so you pull the bikini off well

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