I of just seen

[kel_]

An bloke pick up an prostitute in Leeds, the dutty ****. I should of pretended to be an police officer and flashed me lights at him to see if he'd pull over.

He'll of discharge with the week, MMW.

[deezel]

How much £?

[kel_]

At nee point were I involved in the negotiations, ATAnF.

I did see an bint in an frock and with lipstick on not far anway though. I think it were Christine tbf. Cross dressers now a days, eh?

[Floppy_funbags]

I see geezers picking up hooers* every week as our rehearsal room is in shall we say, a less salubrious part off of town. They're usually driving Mercs and Audis or summat else flash too.

*It has been said that the standard has gone up over the last two years or so. They used to be right minging crack addled biffers, but the latest crop seem to be quite tidy looking eastern European types.

[moorlad]

Youse're deeing an study off of the relative merits off of Leicester's hooers when youse should be practicing? Youse're never gan to be on Top Off Of The Pops at that rate.

[kel_]

Where excally in Leicester do youse rehearse then? I'd like to, erm, come and watch sometime and ting.

Oh, so rehearse is an sweary cos it has arse in it then? ****s.

[moorlad]

Oh, so rehearse is an sweary cos it has arse in it then? ****s.

Best get the Mod on the case.

[kel_]

Oh, so rehearse is an sweary cos it has arse in it then? ****s.

Best get the Mod on the case.[/quote]

Of we got one?

ANSWER THE QUESTION

[moorlad]

Divvent shout, or I'll start crying and gan to bed.

[Floppy_funbags]

Betwixt the back off of St Georges Retail Park and Humberstone Rd.

It's grim. A geezer got STABBED TO DEATH ten yards from our front door the other year. Made the national news and every ting.