News...

[Psaw]

The police in Rochdale have analysed two deaths in Rochdale, a man and a dog hit by a car. There were skid marks in front of the dog.

How does a Rochdale woman fight crime?...She has an abortion.


Whoops.

If a man and woman get divorced in Rochdale, can they still be brother and sister.?

A boy in Rochdale walks in on his father wnking in front of the computer. What are you doing dad he asks. Im mast urbating, youll be doing it soon son.
Why he asks?

My arm is getting tired says kel, i mean the dad.

Whats 9 inches long, and makes my partner cry when i shove it in her mouth?

This one is for kel.

Her miscarriage.

Boom Boom.

All in fun. Ha Ha.

[kel_]

I'm anfraid youse will of to do an lot better than that to rile me, Francis. How's the temper this week? I of a friend who benefited massively from anger management after he got into an unfortunate incident with an taxi driver. Shall I aks him where he went?

How's the wife's health these days by the way?

I note the cross dresser is still obsessively liking posts regarding me, he'll be up there with my Rochdale stalker soon. Scared off of replying, Christine, in case I knock you into that cocked hat angain?

[moorlad]

Haw cow.

*waves*