Fantasy No 1

[Psaw]

Regarding a previous conversation with Kel, it goes like this. I go out for a drink, and mysteriously end up at the Baum on Toad Lane. Two women walk in. I lock eyes on one, and she with me. She has a brief conversation with her friend, who leaves.
I walk over and say"Would you like a drink"? Yes she says, BUT YOU CANT GET IT FROM A BAR.
Are you married says i,? Yes she says, To a man who fixes photo copiers, he finances me, serves my needs, and does my bidding.

Unlike you. You are exciting, dangerous even, devastatingly attractive, and intelligent. In fact everything my husband isnt. I want your baby, but 3 hours of hot se x will do. In all its forms.

That just about does it Kel.

Cant be bothered with abbreviations. p.s. i know your not married.

[kel_]

You wish, ribena bonce.

[Floppy_funbags]

Toad Lane? Really?

[kel_]

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