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    nightmare neighbours

    Anybody ever had a nightmare neighbour living near them..

    watching ch5 just now old men coming to blows not good that..

    we had a bad neighbour once when we lived in a semi detached. .

    his mother rented the house next door.. she was fine but her teenage son used to do odd things like wait up till 3am watch my daughters from behind the curtains he used to follow them round the street and put his hand inside his jacket pretending to be carrying something just to scare them..he was on drugs

    we used call the police but he wouldnt answer the door so the police were powerless.

    we eventually moved out after we had been away for a year that family got evicted for not paying their rent..

    only to find out that his bedroom walls had holes in them he had been trying to peek on my daughters thats ehocking.. soon after that he raped his sisters 12yr old kid.. he ended up in
    jail for that.. glad we left when we did weekends in Gleneagles avenue were just awful. .


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    re: nightmare neighbours

    *********in ell buc ...like you i have 2 daughters , thankfully nought like that ever happened .....i did however cop a police caution a good few yrs back , the kids ( about 10 ish at the time ) were out on the street playing on there bikes etc , i was returning home after walking the dog , this silly plant pot of a neighbour was shouting the odds at the kids , swearing & threatening everyone ( including the mums of some of the kids ) ....i tried to be cool with him , but clearly he had issues , so i stuck one on the ********* !

    oddly that Christmas he sent me & my ex misses a Christmas card saying how sorry he was , i felt bad for ages after ......he was a ********* though :-)

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    Not excally an neighbour but there's an reet dodgy **** anboot an mile an a have anway I wouldert let within 1000 yards off of my children.

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    He'll end up in court Kel, the dutty ****.

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    It were well documented that ours used to keep a pet duck and allus shouted anbuse at innocent passers by. She's gan all normal(ish) now though.

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    My neighbour from anbout 10 years ango was all smiles and niceties until we put planning permission in for an garage then he became an right misrebel cu[color=black]nt. We of'd to resubmit three (3) times before it got pased. (I reckon the planners eventually passed it just to stop the misrebel old codger from pestering them everyday) After that he got worse and worse until eventually he fuc[color=black]ked off of to an place in Fareham.
    The story anround the campfire goes that as soon as he moved in down there he immediately started a boundary dispute with both (x2) his neighbours which went to court* and he lost. On his way home he stopped off of at some local woods and hung himself. The theory being that he couldn't stand going back to his battleaxe off of an wife.


    * interestingly enough, their son looked like the archetypal kiddie fiddler.

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    It were well documented that ours used to keep a pet duck and allus shouted anbuse at innocent passers by. She's gan all normal(ish) now though.
    What happened to the duck?

    I hope I've not scoffed it in an wrap or crispy pancake

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    re: nightmare neighbours

    Quote Originally Posted by deezel
    It were well documented that ours used to keep a pet duck and allus shouted anbuse at innocent passers by. She's gan all normal(ish) now though.
    What happened to the duck?

    I hope I've not scoffed it in an wrap or crispy pancake [/quote]



    I mentioned this on another board just recently until it shut doon last week.


    when i were a young kid growing up my family had nothing mainly because they spent it all on smurks and alcohol. . I had a pet rabbit who was my rock i used to speak to him about my worries..

    After my mother and fathers Thursday Friday and Saturday exploits we were skint by Sunday ..

    my dad was making rabbit stew for us to eat .. which was ok but after my lunch i went to see my rabbit in his hutch to play with him..

    he wasnt there he was in the pan..

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    I utterly detest my neighbours, they are slobs who have 3 dogs that spend most of the day barking, not only that the bint dog sits for other owners whilst they are at work which compounds the problem, I saw her walking 6 the other day ffs. I have complained to the council about it, and will continue to do so, because I'm a right miserable sod.

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    Not a good situation to be in Andover.my daughters dogs come but out in the garden they are no bother they do a we bark if they see a dog out the back walking in the forest.. if you have dogs you need to be neighbour friendly.

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