Have you ever...

[Rab_The_Ger]

...Farted then followed through and shat yerself in a public place?

Honest answers please this is serious **** like.

[alfinyalcabo]

Yes , hasn't everybody?Also I once threw up in the front of somebody's car and there's were bits of carrot coming out of the front heating ventilators for days. Great times

[kel_]

Yes, at an Rochdale match once. I went into the sandy lane bogs to dump me soiled boxers.

In fact, my Rochdale stalker who reads my every word on here could probs smell it from the other end off of the ground with his geet massive conk.

[henryspaw]

I've never done it and I hope that it never happens tbf.

[griff]

Not since I was about 4. I of CONTROL.

[kel_]

Not since I was about 4. I of CONTROL.

PYSHSY PANTS

[noggyblue]

At work i left some pizza in my locker and thought it would be ok if i microwaved it.
Anboot an hour later i was driving an electric buggy i braked but my sphincter didnt! I went home and had a week of off with Salmonella poisoning

[Buc]

I once blew off as I run passed a bus shelter full of Xmas shoppers it were a geet big loud long one felt really embarrassed..

[griff]

You eat far too many. Vegetables. Jimmy...



Just saying, like.

[Buc]

You eat far too many. Vegetables. Jimmy...



Just saying, like.

Aye funny thing is cows do massive farts I've passed a few on the hills..

They leave an aroma that verges on the unacceptable.