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[Floppy_funbags]

I of just been aksed to design an 'croquet garden' and an 'petanque pitch'.

Of any off of your readers got any experients off of these things? Cos I divvent know where to ****ing start.

[griff]

Petanque is boules, innit? Just get lots of sand, a beret and a packet off of Gitanes. Jobs an good 'un.

[griff]

And here's an croquet pitch - view external link

[Sir_Judd]

I once had an slash on an croquet pitch in Bath.

And isert petanque the French word for fart, Anders?



Although, to be fair, there is a thriving BOULES league in Rochdale.

[moorlad]

I of just been aksed to design an 'croquet garden' and an 'petanque pitch'.

Who by? The ****ing Leicester homlord society?

Of any off of your readers got any experients off of these things? Cos I divvent know where to ****ing start.

There's an croquet lawn at an hotel near Bassenthwaite, I had to gan to the hotel for an tax lecture once and the old ****s playing croquet made the day slightly more exciting. I of nee idea what they were deeing in fairness, but they had geet big mallets and coloured balls.

Obviously the French ****e can **** off of.

[Floppy_funbags]

It's just like big golf in't it?

[Pentridge]

I used to drink in an pub in Shedfield called Samuels Hotel (now called Samuels Rest) that was the HOME off of British Pentanque. I never played it properly though tbf.

All I know is that it's played on an Terrain (mainly by spunktrumpets tbf)

[moorlad]

It's just like big golf in't it?

There were nee holes in the ground, and there were nee yanks shouting "get in the hole".