Kel.

[Psaw]

Yesterday afternoon you said a promotion is on the cards, and by the end of the afternoon you had been promoted. Again. How many promotions have you had in the last 24 hours? Or last ten seconds.

Forgive me if i dont take anything seriously, unless your company is run by an ex army vet that had been shot in the head, on drugs and alcohol, has one eye and a walking stick, has a personal assistant, and paranoid schizophrenia, all of which is highly likely. Why? They employed you.

Give me your companys website address, so i can see your on it. If you dont, i will regard you as a madman.

The Colonel.

[kel_]

I'm afraid I'm yet to feature on the website, Francis.

I predicted the promotion as I knew I would be having a meeting the following day regarding my role. It's quite simple, even for you surely.

Now stop with the jealousy or your heed might gan an even deeper shade off of purple, and we divvent want that do we?

[Pentridge]

Companies tbf.

[Psaw]

I thought your role would be with a secretary. Thought your wouldnt feature. What is your companies?

[kel_]

Geetpurple****s.com