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    My favourite Britney fantasy

    The following is based on fact from the mind of oor Britney..............................

    When just a child in the 70's the enigmatic Britney yearned to visit Ibrox and watch his "beloved team" play against the manky rancid yahoos from across the city, however his father being the strong christian man he was refused to take his precious little angel and see him subjected to the drunken industrial language, the vile abuse handed out to players and the violence that was so common on the terraces of every club up and down the country at this time, when this game was on his father left wee Britney at home.

    However one new year Britney's father decided that his wee angel was now ready to go to his first old firm game, obviously being the new year fixture it was decided this would be the safest game to go to as no one really drank alcohol at this match and everyone being in the festive spirits would join hands and sing come on ye faithful at full time, it was only the other games were

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    re: My favourite Britney fantasy

    Who the fk is going to read that drivel?

    What a sad little existence you must lead...

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    Deary me, Rolf is a phuckin crackpot

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    re: My favourite Britney fantasy

    [quote="Rangersmandownunder"]The following is based on fact from the mind of oor Britney..............................

    When just a child in the 70's the enigmatic Britney yearned to visit Ibrox and watch his "beloved team" play against the manky rancid yahoos from across the city, however his father being the strong christian man he was refused to take his precious little angel and see him subjected to the drunken industrial language, the vile abuse handed out to players and the violence that was so common on the terraces of every club up and down the country at this time, when this game was on his father left wee Britney at home.

    However one new year Britney's father decided that his wee angel was now ready to go to his first old firm game, obviously being the new year fixture it was decided this would be the safest game to go to as no one really drank alcohol at this match and everyone being in the festive spirits would join hands and sing come on ye fa

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    re: My favourite Britney fantasy

    rolf, that was a brilliant read

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