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    Driving through Wales

    On my way back up tae Scotland frae London I thought I'd take a detour into Wales just out o' curiosity tae see if it's as big a sh1thole as I imagined.

    Ended up stuck behind a tractor (apparently the only kind of vehicle known to the Welsh) and had my (new) car sprayed with mud and sh1t for about 20 miles as I tried in vain to overtake it.

    So f*ck you Wales, and f*ck the Welsh as well, I ain't going back any time soon.

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    re: Driving through Wales

    What sort of eejit takes a 150 mile detour to look at tractors? (and sheep...) You stick your satnav on the windscreen upside down?

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    I don't use satnavs. Those are for wimmin and English taxi drivers. :/

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    re: Driving through Wales

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLastFootballFan
    I don't use satnavs. Those are for wimmin and English taxi drivers. :/
    That explains it...

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    Wales is my favourite part of this sceptred Isle

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    Wales is a beautiful country.

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    It right up there,

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    re: Driving through Wales

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLastFootballFan
    On my way back up tae Scotland frae London I thought I'd take a detour into Wales just out o' curiosity tae see if it's as big a sh1thole as I imagined.

    Ended up stuck behind a tractor (apparently the only kind of vehicle known to the Welsh) and had my (new) car sprayed with mud and sh1t for about 20 miles as I tried in vain to overtake it.

    So f*ck you Wales, and f*ck the Welsh as well, I ain't going back any time soon.








    next time you take a detour from London, get off at junction 21 and I'll kick ya puss in ya knut

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    Why, is that where your homeless shelter is? :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLastFootballFan
    Why, is that where your homeless shelter is? :/







    how could I be homeless if I have shelter ya thick h u n knut

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