My new username for toonytastic I`m not Plastic is..
I`m a magpie and i never tell a lie,
I`m a magpie coz my hands can touch the Sky,
I`m a magpie but dont ever ask me why,
I`m a magpie because all i do is cry!
I`m pretty Fat as well, and av got a big tattoo across me midriff!
Do i qualify?
Will they accept me?