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Thread: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

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    Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    I were driving to work yesterday morning (FROM THE GYM) minding me own business when I saw an bird anppear in the corner off of my eye and fly geet fast into the rear side window of my car. There were some sort off fluid on the window so it must of at least hurt but my point is that it must of seen me coming first so I'm thinking it were deliberate ect.

    Do your readers think it may of been sad anboot summat and wanted to end it all?

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Anything with a nervous system can suffer from depression. It has been reported throughout the animal kingdom.

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    It of'd probably hah enough off of living in Rochdale tbf and decided to end it all.

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge
    It of'd probably hah enough off of living in Rochdale tbf and decided to end it all.
    WHERE DID I SAY I WERE IN ROCHDALE?













    I were like but didert say so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    Anything with a nervous system can suffer from depression. It has been reported throughout the animal kingdom.
    I honestly never knew that, obeast. Every day is an school day ect.

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Definitely sounds suicidal (or self harming, or at best deep in reflective thought and so unaware of its surroundings) Im not a qualified psychologist but that is my professional opinion. Either that or the wee bird had not studied physics so was incapable of working out the relationship between its trajectory and the velocity of your car, coupled with a lack of any understanding of the transparent non-crystalline amorphous solid that is often referred to as glass.

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    PS the fluid was tears. Probably

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    I were driving to work yesterday morning (FROM THE GYM) minding me own business when I saw an bird anppear in the corner off of my eye and fly geet fast into the rear side window of my car. There were some sort off fluid on the window so it must of at least hurt but my point is that it must of seen me coming first so I'm thinking it were deliberate ect.

    Do your readers think it may of been sad anboot summat and wanted to end it all?
    Did you go back and check on the injured bird, i thought not. Jimmy would of taken it home and nursed it back to well-being in an shoe-box or summat.


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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Must be the time off of year cos aboot an hour ago I heard a geet thud and then the bint shriek and it turned oot a geet fat wood pigeon had nose dived into the patio door. It's aboot the fifth time that's happened.

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    re: Can birds (flying type) suffer from depression?

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    It of'd probably hah enough off of living in Rochdale tbf and decided to end it all.
    WHERE DID I SAY I WERE IN ROCHDALE?

    I were like but didert say so.[/quote]

    It were IMPLIED.

    My mate VAPORISED an fox the other day, he was doing over 70mph tbf.

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