80's nights in the Pit Tawdry bar

[gersforme]

When's the next one, i fancy a bit of nostalgia, ken?



stuckinthepast FC

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What are you doing slumming it on here Fat Lad?

[gersforme]

phuck me, i thought you were deed, i've been hiding oot here in case i was wrong, how's it going ya mulleted freak?

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One simply cant complain Gers, I was recently voted the best bag since the big one ken?

Still wanting thon Nazareth ticket aye?

[gersforme]

when's the gig mate? I've got my carer on a sleepover that night in case we go for a pint, my new mobility scooter is a belter, were you travelling again like?

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I,ve spent the last few months hiding in a hedge outside Sueinnotts hoose and pelting him wi balloons full of pish everytime he leaves to flog another piece of furniture to Cash Converters.

Turns out it was the wrong address but luckily the boy saw the funny side.

[gersforme]

I was up in your neck of the woods recently, place has gone to phuck, i'm glad you're oot pal, Saughton must be murder with all those teuchters

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Involuntary bum *** isnae as bad as you might imagine.

[gersforme]

Imagine? you saying i've no been around ya phucking ryde? Are you still posting on the other board, that hallowed turf? and are you looking forward to the shafting of the hobos by the queen's 11?

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I am still posting on the other board where if memory serves you had over 47 million posts before you flounced off.

To be fair its been a decent season for Der Buns though, winning the Albanian Super League and being Scottish Cup runners up is not to be sniffed at in this day and age.