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Thread: Ronald Koeman book of condolences

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    Ronald Koeman book of condolences

    May i be the first. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

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    I don't think there'll be a book of condolence for Ronald if this rant is anything to go by Simon... (hope the link works)

    http://goo.gl/TtIHGo


    "You, Ronald Koeman, have betrayed this club worse than any other manager in our history."

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    One of the best things you've ever posted SD. That is quite brilliant, a rant of pure beauty!!

    I can only assume he's 12 and hasn't yet experienced the real world. I also bet he was cheering that open top bus celebrating a trophy from 40 years ago. And they wonder why Koeman is upping sticks.....

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    Nah, the best thing ever was the original Book of Condolence, it gave me so much pleasure

    Just a thought, I wonder how many of the (vomit inducing) original contributors would jump at the chance of having Adkins back now

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    "Him leaving is akin to a guy dating a girl who has a history of being cheated on. He promises her he's different, he's not like those other guys... And then IS like the other guys."

    There, there diddums. I am sure another manager can be found to help keep the trophy cabinet bare.

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    What's the collective noun for a bellend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge View Post
    What's the collective noun for a bellend?
    Portsmouth FC Fans,a Shoal of Skate?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge View Post
    What's the collective noun for a bellend?
    A bucket of bellends?

    It is nice though that our premier team can keep them interested in decent football and away from the reality of the fourth division.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead View Post
    "Him leaving is akin to a guy dating a girl who has a history of being cheated on. He promises her he's different, he's not like those other guys... And then IS like the other guys."
    Did he really need to compare Koeman to a terrorist organisation?

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    I think it's a cortese of bellends.

    Anyway do you not think the tit having a 10 year old style rant in the local rag is a bit of a bellend
    Last edited by Southerndown; 09-06-2016 at 09:19 AM.

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