Lancashire Jokes

[Psaw]

I read the Liverpool news today, a bloke from Toxteh was shot 15 times. It was the worst case of suicide the police had ever seen. What do you call a group of blokes from Bury running down a hill?, a prison break. A beautifull woman is standing on a bridge, considering jumping. Griff walks up to her, and says lets have se x at least i will enjoy it. She says get lost. Griff walks away, she says where are you going, he says, to the bottom, you will still be warm when you hit.
Griff trumped in front of his jewish girlfriend, o come on he said, a little gas never hurt anyone. When griff was young he asked his mother what a dad was. She replied, i dont know, were from Carlisle. What do you call a woman that aborts griffs baby. A crime fighter.

Anon.

[griff]

Ah, you're fed up with Kel now then?

[funny_flopbags]

Griff is an CUMBRAIN Frank.

Ergo doesert really qualify for 'Lancashire Jokes'.

[Psaw]

Griff, for god sake man, i cant do anything right for you. Where are you coming from? If i breathe its WRONG. Damn you to hell.

Floppy, if your from up north your a lanc, or a manc. You are arnt you? Do you want a stair chair put in?