....I extend the hand o friendship tae you on this glorious independence day

I know you'll be greetin in tae your buttered crescent and your cafe laatte machiato americano mocahe......while knocking wan aff tae the guardian.

but nae hard feelings all the same

the simple fact o the matter is you should leave the politicks talk tae serious minded political interlectual types like me, sconemeister and jeersmeister.

....you should just stick tae yer yoooorooo pop......avec le joe le taxi.......ken?