Europe

[Psaw]

The Tories are looking for a prime minister to take us out of Europe. Roy Hodgson is available, hes already done it once.
When Britain was in Europe, Cameron complained about Britain being ra ped financially, Merkel said call the police, we will see who comes first. In a jocular mood, Merkel cracked a joke in the rheichchancellery, she said what do you call a flying jew?, smoke.
Kel walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His partner is in bed reading. Kel says this is the pig i f ck when you have a headache. I think youll find thats a sheep she says. I am not talking to you says kel.

boom boom.

[Pentridge]

An gert big, purple, sweaty head.

No that's funny.

[funny_flopbags]

I don't get the sheep one Frank. I must be as thick as noggy's apprentice.

[chalkyncfc61]

The joke about the sheep is just wrong Frank,being abusive about posters family isnt on and makes you sound childish

[Pentridge]

Chalky is far too polite but I think he's trying to call you an cu­nt Frank.

[kel_]

Is this the right time to tell Francis that I split up with my bint in April?

Edit for my Rochdale lurker/stalker. Neither off of us live in that hoose anymore so youse can stop driving past now on your way to work. Weirdo.