Tactics for Notts Co

[Psaw]

Its no secret that County are rubbish, so i have devised a cunning plan. It isnt widely known that suicide bombers heads shoot up 60 ft or more when they trigger their vests. I see this as a way for Countys forwards to win headers in opposing penalty areas.
Timing needs to be spot on. The other problem is that someones back bone wont be present when trying to guide a header on target, so a lucky deflection is the best than can be hoped for, which is a massive improvement as to how things are now.
There are four tries at this as three subs can be brought on. There is no need to worry about using centre forwards up as County buy them 20 to a packet for a quid.

Health a safety might get involved, but whos telling.

Rachel.

[chalkyncfc61]

So we can use three players per game using this method,say we play 50 games including cup games that's a total of 150 players Frank

[kel_]

Will Sean Long be playing, Frank?

[Psaw]

Thats eight quid then Chalky, i can donate that to the club. There is good news though, consciousness after a beheading contines, apparently for 5 to ten seconds, so your martys will expire knowing if they have scored. Or not. I dont know Kel.

[deezel]

The scoring suicide bombers will get booked for over-celebrating and taking their shirts off

[chalkyncfc61]

We will get around that by missing an open goal

[funny_flopbags]

You're gonna get your ****ing heads blown off (8)